Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Your groin's only hope.

Dear Blogging Residents of China:

Do not blog about porn. Do not blog lewdly. Do not abuse your blogging privileges.
Do not download porn. Do not download lewd content. Do not abuse your internet privileges.

Printed in today's copy of the English-language Chinese newspaper, China Daily, was this following story:

'The country's internet authorities said yesterday they had shut down another 68 pornographic websites, bringing the total number to 1,575 since the national campaign was launched a month ago. As of Monday, at least 148 blogs containing pornography and "lewd" contents were also closed, officials said.'

(I recommend that those with idle hands head to your local DVD shop to buy up some of the inherently 'mingy' 70's pornos and copies of 'Pirates'. This may be your groin's only hope.)

4 comments:

Rabid Blue Whale said...
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x said...

Dear 'Rabid Blue Whale':

Show yourself, you invisi-cloaked cad! You can't hide your blog in a shroud of ones and zeroes!
...well you can, but I'd be very happy to read your blog, if you'd be so kind as to send a link.

-Charleston Chew.

x said...

Dear 'Rabid Blue Whale':

Show yourself, you invisi-cloaked cad! You can't hide your blog in a shroud of ones and zeroes!
...well you can, but I'd be very happy to read your blog, if you'd be so kind as to send a link.

-Charleston Chew.

Rabid Blue Whale said...
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